April 2012
3 posts
Why do Cunts get all the Jobs?
I couldn’t believe it - I was fired before I had even heard about the job! This was one more firing to add to the long list: fired from McDonalds for believing in ghosts, sacked from my friend’s Auntie’s solicitors business for looking up Tumblr porn on her phone, discarded from Coras Iompair Eireann for filling a City Imp with mannequins (so as not to have to stop for anyone),...
Néw
I sat there trying to think up something new. I was long past the point of trying to think something novel like “bird-skittle-smut-fluke, oh I bet no one has thought that combination of words before!!!” - it created nothing new, and besides, Googlewhacking had made it a popular activity. No, this had to be an absolutely new thought, something which ripped through the fabric of forms,...
Est'eem
I’ve always thought I have a good figure. Sure, it might be a little gelatenous in places, but whose body isn’t? I suppose there is the odd college girl who looks like a skeletal hawk. You see them draped in pink felt, stabbing their way through an orange cloud across the car park, but I don’t really mean those kinds of people. I’m talking more generally about how people...
